Je mag mijn vuile stinkende voeten en kontgaatje likken en schoonmaken

You can be so disappointing at times.

I understand why you did not get the floor clean like I told you to.

Look at how dirty my feet are.

The smell that you smell is because I went for a nice hard workout earlier.

Now lick and clean my dirty, stinky, smelly, smelly, smelly feet.